I started the day in my usual way. I made some coffee (gotta have it), turned on National Propaganda Radio, and started browsing the intertubes, starting at Tim Iacono's site. Tim is kind enough to put up a list of economy/finance links everyday.
Within 15 minutes of getting out of bed, I had learned (from Matt Taibbi) that "white collar" criminals (bankers) are above the law (the Holder Memo).
I learned that there is a bug in the SSL (https) protocol which protects secure transactions online. It's called the "heart bleed" bug, and the Business Insider told me to assume I've been affected.
Since the vulnerability has been in OpenSSL for approximately two years and utilizing it leaves no trace, assume that your accounts may be compromised. You should change passwords immediately, especially for services where privacy or security are major concerns.
I was reading The Economist during my morning bowel movement — these activities seem to go together — and was reminded that August will be the 100th anniversary of the first shots fired in World War I. The Economist informed me that "around 25,000 books and scholarly articles have been written [about the war] since 1918."
Finally, I learned that there was a "stabbing spree" at a local high school this morning and at least 20 students were wounded.
I hadn't been out of bed more than 15 minutes.