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02/07/2014

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Brian

Omar Sharif! I love that guy! He was great in Lawrence of Arabia! ;-)


Back to the report...

Okay, I think we can all agree that, generally speaking, "productivity", "efficiency", and "technology" (economically speaking) are nothing more than euphemisms for "replacing expensive human labor with either a) cheap energy or b) cheaper human labor.

All "official" economic or media reports can be more accurately understood by simply replacing any of these buzzwords with the phrase "screwing workers". An example to demonstrate...

From the above article, we find the following:

The productivity readings for the two final quarters of 2013 were the strongest since late 2009, offering hope that productivity hasn't permanently downshifted, as some had feared. Lower productivity would suggest lower economic growth over the long term.

Making our substitution (with minor grammatical corrections) we get:

The screwing labor readings for the two final quarters of 2013 were the strongest since late 2009, offering hope that screwing labor hasn't permanently downshifted, as some had feared. Less screwing of labor would suggest lower economic growth over the long term.

Now, isn't that clearer and easier to understand? Use this simple trick whenever listening to government spokesmen, mass media, NPR, or any representative of any major commercial interest.

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