Let's start off by quoting from Stephen Carter's Text a Little Less and Think a Little More, which was published by Bloomberg on March 1, 2012. I'll highlight the most egregiously tragic parts, and make some remarks at the end. There is also a CNN video.
If you’ve suspected lately that your family’s mobile-phone bill is driven entirely by your 15-year- old, you are probably right. A recent Nielsen report shows that children aged 13 to 17 average an astonishing 3,417 text messages a month — some 45 percent of all text messages. This breaks down to seven texts “every waking hour,” or roughly one every 8 1/2 minutes...
Certainly a principal reason cited by many teens for their use of texting is that it is fun. In some surveys, young people reported that they prefer texting to conversation. And “prefer” may be too weak a word. Many young people, when not allowed to text, become anxious and jittery.
In recent years, there has been no shortage of reports on television about researchers who say they have found teens addicted to their mobile phones. Perhaps a better way to view the data is as an illustration of how mobile phones in general, and texting in particular, have taken over the experiential world of the young. An economist might expect that teens deprived of texting would simply substitute another method of communication — talking, for instance. As it turns out, a significant minority will not. They will behave instead, researchers report, the way people do when deprived of human contact.
The phone, in other words, is not merely a tool through which teens keep in touch with friends. It is the technology that defines their social circle. If they cannot text someone, that person may as well not exist.
Still, I am not criticizing the technology itself...
Why not?
Heavy texting has been linked to sleep deprivation among the young, evidently because they somehow feel compelled to respond, even in the middle of the night. Researchers have found correlations between texting and everything from illiteracy to overeating. A 2006 study by James E. Katz of Rutgers University, perhaps the leading academic expert on mobile-phone use, has found that young people have trouble giving up their phones, even for a short time. Most were unable to make it through a two-day experiment designed to discover what they would do without their phones.
And now watch the video from CNN's Can teen texting become an addiction? (You'll probably have to put up with an advertisement at the beginning.)
It's bad enough that the purveyors of this technology are raking in the big bucks by exploiting the overwhelming social needs of teenagers, but that's not the worst part.
The worst part is that researchers have found that the pleasure centers in the tiny little brains of these teenagers light up like a Christmas tree whenever they're texting. These responses look exactly like those of nicotine or opiate addicts. This accounts for the sad fact that teenagers feel "anxious and jittery" when you take the smart phones away, and the even sadder fact that many of these brain-damaged teenagers could not make it through an experiment in which they had to go two days without being able to text.
That's called withdrawal, as any addict who has tried to quit can tell you. Even worse, brain development—the actual wiring of your gray matter—continues throughout the teenage years.
We can therefore talk about a new class of narcotics, called gadget drugs, which are sold legally over the counter in the United States and all over the world. Decades ago in the 1950's and 60's, many books were written about the dangers of television, which became commonplace in American households in the decades after World War II. I think it's fair to say many decades later that some of people's worst fears about this new form of mass media have been confirmed. TV has greatly furthered the creation of a huge population of passive, docile, credulous (easily-indoctrinated) "consumers" in the United States.
But television, as much damage as it has done over the years, is hardly worth mentioning compared to the harmful effects of mobile phones and the uses they're put to. So-called "Progress" marches on. Teenagers would rather have the gadget drug instead of talking with others face-to-face, reading, sleeping, or—God forbid—thinking. Television interfered with "normal" human functioning, but not nearly to this extent. We will know the full extent of the damage caused by obsessive texting a decade from now. No doubt future brain scientists will investigate just how bad the effects have been. It's the human way—mindlessly create a problem, often with profitable technology, and then study the problem to see what, if anything, can be done about it.
By the time somebody figures out just how bad the problem is, it will be far too late to do anything about this catastrophe. It goes without saying that the problem of addiction is not new. The harmful effects of addiction are well understood.
That's the Good News.
Yeeshhh I'm addicted to my iPhone4 ... I guess I've been fucked since the day I got a phone in 6th grade ........ sometimes I even make posts on this blog via iPhone ... in between classes LOL!
Posted by: Ben | 03/13/2012 at 11:29 AM
@Ben
Actually, as Carter explains, heavy texting is a fairly recent behavior.
American Idol started in 2002, but the texting technology wasn't robust until several years later. I seriously doubt you were doing much texting in the 6th grade, and certainly not addicted to it as kids are now. I also assume you are not in the 13-17 age group.
And of course your smart-ass reply doesn't change the truth of what I wrote.
You know, I would like to go through an entire day on Earth without somebody fucking with me. Is that too much to ask? Sadly the answer is "yes".
And today's my birthday.
-- Dave
Posted by: Dave Cohen | 03/13/2012 at 11:54 AM
Dave, I don't know how I can tell you that I'm not messing with other than to just say it - I'm not messing with you. I was just sort of feeling like crap for engaging in that behavior! For what it's worth I respect you too much to fuck with you.
"assume you are not in the 13-17 age group." yeah man, I'm not. I turned 21 last November.
Posted by: Ben | 03/13/2012 at 12:13 PM
@Ben
Well, that's good to know, but you should be aware that "messing with me" is how your comment read.
That said, I'm going to leave my reply up as a message for others, because that's pretty much the way I feel about living on Earth and especially about living in this fucking insane asylum called the United States of America.
Allow me to paraphrase George Carlin.
When you're born you're given a ticket to the freak show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front-row seat.
-- Dave
Posted by: Dave Cohen | 03/13/2012 at 12:24 PM
Thanks for a really thought-provoking piece, Dave. If this is true, it certainly would explain a lot of the behaviors I see every day -- people texting as they walk down the sidewalks, members of a group all texting as they walk or sit together (are they texting one another, or persons not present?), folks texting as they drive their cars.
I know that my stepmother (!) is an addict; she always has her Blackberry on and beside her, lest she miss something. You can rarely have a conversation with her that isn't subject to continual interruptions from the tiny machine.
Still, whether this and all the rest means that Western Civilization is "circling the drain" or not, let me wish you a Happy Birthday. I read you every day, and you never fail to be informative, intellectually provocative, and amusing. Thanks.
-- Karin
Posted by: Karin Belanger | 03/13/2012 at 12:25 PM
Not to mention the probability that the radiation these cell phones emit may not be good for the long term health of those who carry them close to their bodies, or put them right up against their head to talk.
Posted by: John Andersen | 03/13/2012 at 12:46 PM
@ Dave
"Well, that's good to know, but you should be aware that "messing with me" is how your comment read."
That's on me Dave. I apologize. I'll try to be more careful about the comments I make, and how they can be interpreted in the future.
"Allow me to paraphrase George Carlin.
When you're born you're given a ticket to the freak show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front-row seat."
I couldn't make this up so brace yourself Dave. There was a TV Program that was recently canceled in China called Interviews Before Execution. The show was about criminals being interviewed literally days, hours, or even minutes before being executed - that's a freak show par excellence.
http://www.newser.com/story/141650/chinas-execution-show-axed-after-west-takes-notice.html
Happy birthday Dave!
Posted by: Ben | 03/13/2012 at 12:49 PM
Folks who text a lot - I was going to say 'young folks' but I'm not that old and I don't have a cellphone - don't seem to understand that sprinkling communication with poor grammar and LOLs drastically undermines any possible impression of sincerity, hence leaving the impression that one is being fucked with or otherwise not being appreciated with a little polite decency. I take it Ben didn't mean it, but maybe he'll catch on now. We can hope.
For what it's worth from a stranger, happy birthday, Dave. As always, I very much appreciate your work.
Posted by: rumor | 03/13/2012 at 12:53 PM
@rumor
That's an excellent point you make concerning texting, tweets, and the rest, and one which we can only hope people will take to heart.
I wish.
-- Dave
Posted by: Dave Cohen | 03/13/2012 at 01:01 PM
I do some equipment maintenance for a restaurant that has a lot of teenagers working at it. I ask most of them how much they text because they seem to be doing all the time and most say between 8 and 10 thousand per month.
I asked the owner if he ever thought of having them check there phones at the door when they come in. He said he couldnt get any body to work there then.
Posted by: chris in chicago | 03/13/2012 at 02:05 PM
Happy Birthday, Dave! Thanks for keeping us informed, engaged, and grinning through the slow, painful decline.
You've reinforced my decision to avoid all "smart" phones - I purposely bought an old, crappy cell phone that doesn't do much else aside from send and receive calls - to say nothing of Twitter, Fakebook, etc. I have also taken to reading 19th century literature, both for its own sake and to counteract the effects of internet exposure - nothing contrasts with a "tweet" quite like one of Melville's or Dostoevsky's long, meandering sentences.
By any chance have you read Gary Shteyngart's novel Super Sad Super True Love Story? It's a brilliant dystopian satire set in an all too near future where American kids are no longer taught to read books, only to "scan" "text", and colleges offer majors in subjects like "Images" and "Assertiveness". People have become so used to just texting each other that among young people, actual face to face conversation is referred to as "verballing". Also, it does have a love story. I highly recommend it to you and everyone who enjoys your blog.
Posted by: A Natural Mystic | 03/13/2012 at 02:14 PM
Technological Progress, a glorious march, straight off of a cliff.
Posted by: Wanooski | 03/13/2012 at 03:13 PM
I work in a CA public high school and have to live with this nightmare, everyday. Everything you've said is true, true, TRUE.
Posted by: Lin S | 03/13/2012 at 03:16 PM
Huxley was right. We are tranquilized with the trivial.
Posted by: S P | 03/13/2012 at 06:57 PM
Happy birthday, Dave and thanks for all your work writing this blog! One of the few places to get some decent information.
Posted by: Kevyn | 03/13/2012 at 07:21 PM
I have a high-school friend with a daughter who is a textbook case of this. There are months where the daughter sends something in the neighborhood of 17 thousand texts a month. (If you're asking how is that even possible, that was my response.)
Posted by: Mister Roboto | 03/13/2012 at 11:12 PM
What about excessive blog commenting by adults?
Isn't that addictive as well?
Don't we all want to feel as if we are part of some exclusive club (the iPhone owning texters versus those who must use the oh-so-yesterday talking thing, or the clued-into-Decline blog readers versus those who still don't know what we special DOE readers know)?
Posted by: step back | 03/14/2012 at 05:49 AM
Dave, you may feel the internet is a differnet technology, but texting and other things people do on their phones is mostly an extension of internet tech through mobile devices. Famously, many people check their email more than once an hour.
I want to be clear, I absolutely think this is a problem, but it is a difference of degree from TV, not of kind. If TV is beer, the internet is port wine, and smart phones are vodka (texting being only ONE of the bad habits promoted).
This is also probably part of why environmentalism (involving the love of the direct experience of nature) died so easily and unnoticed.
Posted by: adam | 03/14/2012 at 06:53 AM
Oh, Happy Birthday Dave. Keep up the good fight. This blog is one of the best out there.
Posted by: adam | 03/14/2012 at 06:56 AM
rumour, you're absolutely right but don't get me started with text speak. LOL has actually become a word used in verbal speech by kids. Instead of actually laughing our loud, they say "lol". How fucked up is that?
Posted by: Mike Roberts | 03/14/2012 at 05:52 PM