I've been know to go off sometimes, but where rants are concerned, I can't hold a candle to Umair Haque. And everything Umair says is True.
Also, this reminds me that I always regretted that so few young people (under 35) read DOTE.
So, without permission and further ado, here's Umair's Ode to a F**cked Generation.
This generation is fucked.
Not just minor-league mini-fucked. Not a little bit cutesy aww Pikachu feels sad levels of fucked. This generation is full on holy bazoly did that really just happen ZOMG WTF kthxbye degrees of fucked.